January 2011
When you try to tell girls that they look nice and...
zooeyclairedeschanel:
datemike:
this one time in health i told the girl sitting in front of me that she “looks cute today” and she was like,”OH, JUST TODAY?” and it was then that i decided to never compliment her ever again
I love you, Tina Fey.
December 2010
“I want to show girls you don’t just have to get married and have kids and give...”
– Tegan (via teganandsarabanter)
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“Because of the bad road conditions the Almighty has made, any gay activities...”
– Andy Borowitz: Pat Robertson: Snow Is God’s Way of Punishing Americans Who Were Planning to Drive to Do Something Gay
“So desperate were critics and feminist pundits for a female role beyond the...”
– Scott Mendelson: 10 Overrated Films of 2010
what a giant, giant toolbag.
“I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via yumravioliyum)
“…if people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane.” DAMN.
“Because if this is gonna be a Christian nation that DOESN’T help the poor,...”
– Stephen Colbert (via technipol)
bam.
(via icedteaandlemoncake)
shit just got real
(via genderbitch)
I love anything and everything Colbert says about Christianity, because actually the best opinions. his brain. I can’t even.
(via eyre)
Stay out of my dreams. You're not welcome there...
“I joked about Black Swan forever before I finally saw it, and then it shut me up...”
– In Which You’re Telling Me You’ve Really Never Rolled Before Tonight? - Home - This Recording
nice!
WatchMichelle Williams on Heath Ledger
